Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

Peaking at adequate takes real commitment when you consider how many brothers are actively trying

Bold purple and orange type reads "HYDRAULIC FLUID" with yellow wing graphics on each side

Distressed white block text reads "MERRY" across the top

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Fart Ninja - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy with golden-yellow lightning bolt accentsNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters