Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight Red script cursive text reads

Red script cursive text reads "Del Rio" beside vertical white lines with red bowling pin silhouettes arranged between them

with green grass clippings spraying from both sides

just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

Brown script text reads "Merced

Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight Red script cursive text readsSanta's whole "making a list, checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness. The naughty list was never about behavior. The Details: White groovy bubble text arcs reading "EASILY DISTRACTED" with larger bold white text below reading "BY HOS." Below the text, a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus shows a smirking expression, rosy red cheeks, a large red nose, full white beard, and red