I Pooped Today! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Matrix canceled that reservation with

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

Inspired by A Christmas Carol

White text below reads "NOT LIKE GOING DOWN THE POND CHASIN' BLUEGILLS AND TOMMYCODS

Crawling through a sewer pipe to open a boat rental is the most aggressive retirement plan in Mexican coastal history

Fit: Classic fit

I Pooped Today! - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Matrix canceled that reservation withCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: