Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires Coffee Mug doctor Made with a durable cotton

Made with a durable cotton and recycled polyester blend

Government all-purpose cure-all elixir

• Machine wash in cold water (max

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and absolute dominance over the natural world

Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires Coffee Mug doctor Made with a durable cottonSomewhere out there, a dumpster is on fire. And honestly? It's probably fine. But just in case you're the last line of defense between civilization and total chaos, you're going to need a mug worthy of the mission. This glossy black ceramic mug is built for the brave, the caffeinated, and the deeply concerned about the state of things. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee while watching the news (mistake) or your afternoon tea while pretending