Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex Tank Top surf Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks

Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks at "the gift that keeps on givin' throughout the year

Gary's Sand Fleas took the diamond in 1910 as part of the Class D Indiana-Michigan League

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

it arrived when bowling was becoming America's favorite pastime

Spelling out profanity with a rebus puzzle is the adult equivalent of flipping someone off inside your pocket

Please Touch My Dinghy - Unisex Tank Top surf Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaksAsking strangers to touch your dinghy is a request that only works when there's an inflatable raft in the illustration. Nobody is impressed by the size, but everyone respects the confidence. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals. Below, a white halftone illustration of an inflatable dinghy boat appears from a three quarter angle, showing inflated pontoon tubes, a bench seat, and a transom, rendered