Cult Member - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy seated beside a bubbling cauldron

seated beside a bubbling cauldron with flames

Cream cursive text reading "where friends meet

Johnny 5 treated that crew oath like sacred input and never looked back

which is corporate speak for having no actual plan

when cafeteria dining was woven into the rhythm of everyday life

Cult Member - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy seated beside a bubbling cauldronSlapping "Cult Member" in cheerful vintage cursive on a baseball tee is the clothing equivalent of a kidnapper driving an ice cream truck. Everyone's in a cult now anyway, so at least this one has merch. The Details: Distressed white retro cursive script reads "Cult Member" in rounded, bubbly 1970s style letterforms. A decorative swoosh underline extends beneath the text, styled like a vintage baseball team logo with weathered texture throughout. Fit