I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt fresno " A teal cartoon shark

" A teal cartoon shark with a menacing red eye

Minor league ball was the soul of rural America in those years

A vintage-style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing

and golden-yellow antennae tipped with small dots

White block text below reads "AIR FREIGHT

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Women's T-Shirt fresno " A teal cartoon sharkSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white