The Ocean Made Me Salty - Unisex T-Shirt genius matching white lettering reads "NOT

matching white lettering reads "NOT BLOW

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Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

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The Ocean Made Me Salty - Unisex T-Shirt genius matching white lettering reads "NOTBlaming the ocean for your personality is the most honest thing anyone's done on vacation. Seawater evaporates but that grudge about the restaurant argument is permanent. The Details: Bold red uppercase block letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design. A light blue line art wave curls behind and around the text, with hatching details, spray lines, and scattered water droplets. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe