The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions

Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millions of years before Kevlar and still chose rolling into a ball as their primary defense strategy

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Distressed white serif text reads "Let's Do It For Johnny

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Arched golden-yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden-yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Armadillos invented bulletproof armor millionsJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi