Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A mid-century bowling alley rendered

A mid-century bowling alley rendered in teal

font since 1986

just protecting rock and roll from polyester tyranny

Surviving El Guapo on charm alone remains the greatest flex in cinema

Arcata Bowl has stood as a gathering place in this small Humboldt County town since the 1950s

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L A mid-century bowling alley renderedTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our sturdy