I Hate Pulling Out - Unisex Tank Top Color:White because nobody calls 911 when

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

Arched distressed red serif text reads "HARTFORD" above split numerals "18" and "78" flanking an ornate Victorian monogram of intertwined letters "H" and "S" with decorative scrollwork

Hollywood's elite gathered there for decades

Yellow starburst shape fills the background behind large distressed red block letters with white outlines reading "MILF

Red outlined diamond shape contains white text reading "EST

I Hate Pulling Out - Unisex Tank Top Color:White because nobody calls 911 whenBoat ramp commitment issues say more about a man than any relationship ever could. Backing a trailer down a slope is just therapy with a Mercury outboard. The Details: Distressed teal uppercase text reads "I HATE PULLING OUT" across two lines. Below, a distressed teal illustration depicts a motorboat sitting on a two wheeled trailer above an angled ramp shape with wavy water along its base. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.