The Philosoraptor - Unisex Hoodie Size:M enclosed in a copper-orange border

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Inspired by The Usual Suspects

Distressed red serif text below reads "TROJANS BASEBALL

Teams like these were the soul of their towns

Dark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film

The Philosoraptor - Unisex Hoodie Size:M enclosed in a copper-orange borderPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits