Slow Jam Sloth - Women's T-Shirt ramones John and Ted proved dysfunction

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Distressed white stencil-style serif text below reads "THE EH TEAM

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Slow Jam Sloth - Women's T-Shirt ramones John and Ted proved dysfunctionSloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender. The tempo is non negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing. The Details: Golden yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top. A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green leafed branch with both hands, holding a golden saxophone