The North Swole - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Born from the bayou country

Born from the bayou country of coastal Alabama

exposed ribcage visible beneath the open cloak

Ritual killings are just part of the babysitting handbook when you have zero impulse control

Arched distressed navy text reads "DRILLERS" at the top

Bold red worn sans-serif text reads "KNOCK

The North Swole - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Born from the bayou countrySanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.