Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Arched white serif text reads

Arched white serif text reads "NANGA EBOKO'S" above a digital illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a kufi and traditional attire

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Inspired by My Cousin Vinny

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

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Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Color:White Arched white serif text readsTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the