Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf More than a restaurant

More than a restaurant

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

The tongue out and eye contact just confirms they know exactly what they're doing and they need you to know they don't care

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Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE

Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf More than a restaurantTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the