Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL The tempo is non-negotiable because

The tempo is non-negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing

Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines

YOU'RE NOT PIZZA

Scattered pink and white hearts in varying sizes surround the portrait

" A vintage hand-drawn batter in mid-swing replaces the zero in the large numerals "1905

Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL The tempo is non-negotiable becauseTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft