It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "LAS VEGAS" above light blue numbers "19" and "47" flanking a vintage cartoon cowboy chewing a straw and holding a baseball bat

" three small crowns above

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

" and "MIAMI

bordered by small white dots resembling light bulbs

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed white serif textBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling