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Scalping concert tickets out of a locker requires the five-point plan

Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center

Purple text reads "DULUTH

" A yellow banner below displays "212-555-HAIR" in dark lettering

this one just needs to smile

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