Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched white text reads "THE

Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA

Hammers walking around looking that cheerful about their job should make the rest of us deeply uncomfortable

Napoleon conquered most of Europe but met his true Waterloo screaming down a slide in suburban California

Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

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Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched white text reads "THECalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout