Sex Panther Cologne - Women's T-Shirt movie Arched golden-yellow text reading "Holiday

Arched golden-yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s-style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses

Condensed italic white text reads "I SPEAK" above larger distressed white text reading "FLUENT" with heavy grunge texture

Golden-yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines

White text below reads "LA GRANDE" and "OREGON" above "INLAND EMPIRE LEAGUE

" Flowing white cursive script reads "Blues" with a baseball-style swoosh tail

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