Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt norfolk arranged in a tight two-row

arranged in a tight two-row pose

Heavy black sans-serif text below reads "TOXIC WASTE

Gus McCrae's porch philosophy hit harder than any gunfight

Distressed white Old English calligraphic text reads "Don't be a Richard" in a single centered arrangement

Kellerman's official brochure conveniently leaves out the part where the entertainment staff's choreography was strictly off-menu

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt norfolk arranged in a tight two-rowRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,