The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL above cream serif text reading

above cream serif text reading "Professor of Archaeology

Dropping your G's before noon is just commitment to the bit

representing a Lake Michigan port city where baseball and blue collar pride were inseparable

Arched distressed white block text reads "TOUCHDOWN" in vintage varsity lettering

Inspired by Billy Madison

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL above cream serif text readingCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie