Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Nobody's buying the fishing alibi

Nobody's buying the fishing alibi

Here's a throwback T-Shirt tribute to Cowboy Curtis

bound together by the crack of a bat

Blue block capitals below read "CAFETERIAS" with smaller script reading "the family restaurant" beside the cup

Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Nobody's buying the fishing alibiParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming