Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage baseball and scattered brown walnuts fills

and scattered brown walnuts fills the base beneath them

" A thin cyan horizontal line separates that from white serif text reading "Mitch & Murray Group

Black text reading "FLINT PARK" sits at the top of a bold yellow arrowhead shield

Golden-yellow script below reads "Sausage King of Chicago" with decorative underline accents

distressed white block text reads "Beaches" with a curling blue wave illustration to its right

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage baseball and scattered brown walnuts fillsFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"