Dick's Taxidermy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Strutting Christmas ornaments in a

Strutting Christmas ornaments in a Polaroid labeled "Photo of My Balls" somehow achieves more personality than most people's dating profiles

with a small star beneath it

and rounded shoes strides forward giving a thumbs up

followed by bold outlined white text reading "CO" flanked by small golden-yellow lightning bolts

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in three words

Dick's Taxidermy - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Strutting Christmas ornaments in aDick's been stuffing beavers since 1969, and every word on that sentence is technically about taxidermy if you squint hard enough. The old man on the logo looks like he knows exactly what he did and has no plans to apologize. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Dick's" above bold white block letters reading "TAXIDERMY." A vintage hand drawn white sketch depicts a bearded old man in a wide brimmed hat. Weathered white serif text below