Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Unisex Hoodie new haven Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "RIVER PIRATES" flanked by stars in matching ink

A golden-yellow nautical rope border frames an oval containing arched green serif text reading "HARBOR" at the top

Caffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self-assessment anyone has ever put on their chest

Dying in a sanitarium bed and still workshopping material is the most Doc Holliday thing imaginable

but the Spuds understood exactly where they came from

Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Unisex Hoodie new haven Distressed golden-yellow arched text readsLincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright. Eighty seven beers ago, that math checked out. The Details: Large white Gothic blackletter text reads "Four Score," centered above smaller white cursive script reading "and Seven Beers Ago." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch pocket. Material: 8. 0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50 50 Cotton Poly). Fit: