Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex T-Shirt mesa AND A LOT OF PROBLEMS

AND A LOT OF PROBLEMS ARE BURIED IN THOSE HOLES

Doc's customer service policy is one tin cup spin away from a gunfight

A gold rectangular placard at the bottom reads "CAM-ARK ROLLER RINK

Santa Ana had a real one

Red brush-script lettering reads "The Tikis" above a retro hand-drawn tropical scene depicting a carved tiki totem

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex T-Shirt mesa AND A LOT OF PROBLEMSGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A