Santa Claus World Tour - Unisex Hoodie costa mesa Yellow block text reads "JOE

Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand-drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M-80 firecracker

Bold angular white text reads "MUSIC ⚡ BAND" in a rock-style typeface mimicking the AC/DC logo

which honestly tracks for a species with that kind of free time

neck bolts

" A mid-century illustration depicts a low-profile building with a vertical "BOWLING" sign beside a yellow box reading "COCKTAILS RESTAURANT BILLIARDS" and "16 AUTOMATIC LANES

Santa Claus World Tour - Unisex Hoodie costa mesa Yellow block text reads "JOESanta covering every country in one night makes him the only touring musician whose rider is just cookies and milk. Every other band needs 18 months and a drug budget to cover half his setlist. The Details: Gothic metal style white text reads "SANTA CLAUS" in jagged, dripping letterforms above "WORLD TOUR" in a distressed serif font. A vintage crosshatched white illustration depicts Santa Claus shredding an electric guitar with lightning bolts