That's What She Said - Unisex Sweatshirt funny but by simply always being

but by simply always being there

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "MELODY RINK" above a purple and golden-yellow circular emblem featuring a vintage hand-drawn female skater in a dress

Arched distressed white block serif text reads "MERICA" in a collegiate varsity style

it's a commandment delivered with the warmth of a man who counts blueberries in his muffin

Flowing white script with black outlines reads "Saratoga Lanes" above a cartoon illustration of a grinning black bowling ball crashing into white pins with red neck stripes

That's What She Said - Unisex Sweatshirt funny but by simply always beingFormatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk. The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline, which never even finishes the sentence. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "That's what." with elegant swashes on the capital T. Below, a smaller bold all caps white sans serif attribution reads " SHE" preceded by a dash,