McFly Brand Life Preservers - Unisex Tank Top wolf The periodic table is now

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White sans-serif text below reads "UNTIL HANS GRUBER FALLS FROM NAKATOMI PLAZA

Hand rendered in bold orange

Bold white block text reads "YOU BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH" above "EVERYBODY

throwback retro 90s TV design inspired by In Living Color

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