Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt funny front wheel lifted high

front wheel lifted high

A vintage woodcut-style portrait of Mike Damone

with lines fanning outward from a central point below

but this one felt like home

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt funny front wheel lifted highPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold