I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt retrotv WI" above a posterized portrait

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Inspired by the NASA Viking 1 mission to Mars on August 20

A small white olive branch sprig sits centered beneath the text

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I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Sweatshirt retrotv WI" above a posterized portraitBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked