I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex Tank Top burbank with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents

with golden-yellow lightning bolt accents flanking each side

Arched mint-green text reads "REIDSVILLE" with "19" and "35" flanking a cartoon mascot with orange hair and a white baseball cap

Inspired by Eastbound and Down

Doug Masters treating an Aiwa cassette deck like essential avionics equipment is either criminal negligence or peak mid-sortie dedication

the National Association

I Have the Death Sentence on 12 Systems v2 - Unisex Tank Top burbank with golden-yellow lightning bolt accentsBragging about death sentences on twelve systems is a bold opener when you're three seconds away from watching your buddy lose an arm. Dr. Evazan's resume of capital offenses aged poorly the moment that lightsaber ignited. Inspired by Star Wars. The Details: Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center. Small white stars, a ringed planet, and a cratered moon scatter