Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL with "19" and "23" flanking

with "19" and "23" flanking a vintage hand-drawn gold cardigan with dark vertical stripes and fringe detail

Green serif text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanks a gray circular saw blade icon at the bottom

Labeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice

Sure" above a halftone-style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white

I'M REALLY SORRY YOUR MOM BLEW UP

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL with "19" and "23" flankingCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just